Ruling the world

I am getting to understand the world better and better. And I now also know how the world runs. Shoes belong on feet, and socks too. There are papa socks and mama socks. And papa socks belong on papa feet. Mama has those funny large house shoes, those shoes belong on mama feet.

Sometimes papa and mama forget all that. I will point it out to them. I point my finger to the feet and say 'Da da'. I sometimes have to put on a real insisting tone to make them really understand.

When we eat breakfast, mama sits on mama chair and papa sits on papa chair. I point with my finger to mama's seat and say 'da da', very insistingly so that she will sit.

In the morning I always find papa's watch on his bedside table. 'Da da' and holding the watch on papa's wrist will solve that problem too.

What would those old folks do without me?